What follows is an actual conversation I had with my 2-year-old, Captain Chaos –
CC: [walking into kitchen] I have lunch?
Me: Oh, are you hungry?
CC: I Captain Chaos (he used his actual name though). I have lunch?
Me: I know. I asked are you hungry.
CC: [looking perplexed] I Captain Chaos.
Me: I know that. Do you want to eat? Are you hungry?
CC: [frustrated] I want to eat. I Captain Chaos. [leaves room]
Upon reflection, he was probably concerned that I call myself his mother – you know, since I can’t seem to master his name. Poor kid.
I’ll be catching up December Daily in the next week!